Psst...Spagulrockets!!!
						   
						    by  Ramul & Brakka
      
  The New Webster's Dictionary defines Gofonidectomy as   "adj. see 
Gofanofgonadusducoci" We feel this puts Spagulrockets in a whole new light 
and enables us to approach them from a different angle so as to spread the 
joy of spagul to anyone afflicted by it.
  Archaeologists tell us that the ancient Pythagoreans used ram's 
bladders. Many years later, hot air balloon, things really took off. We 
haven't looked back since.
  Alexi Gofanov wrote the New York Time's Best Seller Spagulrocket Park 
(soon to be released as the majot motion picture Pee Wee's BIG Spagulrocket) 
which popularized the Spagul epidemic and made nursing a profitable career 
once again. 
  How can you tell then, if you are one of the elite few who have found 
favor with Spagulrocket? Get your atlas, pencil and protractor ready to 
answer this scientific questionnaire:
   i) Do you experience Bursitis on a semi-regular basis?   YES   NO
   ii) Are you semi-regular?   YES   NO   SOME PLACES
   c) Do you have an irrational fear of hot air ballons?   TRUE   FALSE
   IV) When you visit your nurse, do you.....
       a) Break out in a cold sweat.
       b) Go through abscene amounts of toungue depressors and cotton swabs.
       c) Quietly hum the theme of Cagney and Lacey repeatedly to yourself.
       q) Stuff all the toys in the waiting room into your pants and refuse 
	      to take them out until she lets you play with that wart stuff.
    five) When preparing sandwiches, are you overcome with desire to reunite 
	      each individually wrapped cheese slice?  
      
	  We hope that this has cleared up all the confusion and slanderous 
rumors concerning Spagulrockets. Agents will be in your area soon bearing 
contracts. Also, keep your eyes peeled for these upcoming attractions:
   -1-800-S-P-A-G-U-L-4-U ( 24 hour service hotline)
   -in the next episode of Beverly Hills 90210, Brenda succumbs 
    to peer pressure and lies about Spagulrockets on her resume.